“Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news”
“It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.”
“The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.”
- “Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
- “The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.”
